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Have you ever wondered what your fast-food order says about who you are? Whether in a rush or struck with a sudden craving, you reveal a part of yourself when you’re at the mercy of the question, “What can I get for you?” Are you steadfast in your decisions, or does the novelty of something new lure you? At TAM’S EXPRESS, our selections will guide you to ordering the combo meal that best suits who you are. We guarantee you will leave surprised and delighted by our offerings. Walk on thru, place an order, and enjoy the combos we have prepared just for you! 

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In addition to receiving a combo, everyone got a 3D-printed trinket:

This project is a cheeky take on personality tests, taking the basic structure from the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator as a foundation for determining what combo/personality the customer will receive. Though not intending to analyze one’s personality, hopefully, the customer would gain some insight into the food they gravitate towards in their lives.

Photos by Elyse Bouvier

TAM’S EXPRESS ORDER

(Max 4 orders)

1. Hi, welcome to Tam’s Express. What combo can I get for you?

 
 
 
 

2. Which side would you pick when you’re in a rush and need something to fill you up and sustain you in a pinch?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

3. When you’re feeling down, such as sadness, despondency, or tiredness, which drink would you choose to make you feel better?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

4. If there’s one thing lacking in your life, which extra would you like to have?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Question 1 of 4